A Friend/On Line Friend Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It's called a Wedding Cake. Tough times don't last... Tough people do !!! A Jane Fonda Story   Virtual 'Fly' Over the Entire U.S.   Write In from reader Ron was dying. His wife Becky was maintaining a vigil by his side. She held his fragile hand in the weak light, tears running down her face. Her praying woke him from his slumber.He looked up, pale lips moving slightly. "Becky, my darling,"  he whispered. "Hush my love,"  she said.  "Rest, don't talk." He was insistent. "Becky,"  he said in his tired voice,  "I have something that I must confess." "There is nothing to confess,"  replied the weeping  Becky, "everything is all right. Go to sleep now." "No, no.  I must die in peace, Becky.   I..I..I slept  with your sister, your best friend, her best friend and your mother." "Shhhh.  I know sweet one," whispered Becky, "let the poison work Political thru Travel + Good to be in DC Interactive political debate What the election really means to you So don't kid yourself: On Nov. 2 you'll be making one of the biggest decisions about your money that you'll make all year, and you should understand what you're voting for. Military Introduction

Sick Leave  I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung Upside down from the ceiling and made funny noises. My coworker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing. I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb, so that the Boss would think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off. A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are you doing?" I told him I was a light bulb. He said "You are clearly stressed out, go home and recuperate for a couple of days." I jumped down and walked out of the office. When my coworker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss said to her, "And where do you think you're going?" She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!" Today's Quote Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.