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Butterflies taste with their feet. A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why, In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all of the world's nuclear releases combined.
On average, 100 people choke to death on ball-point pens every year.
On average people fear spiders more than they do death. Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married. ------>>>Isn't this lovely to know! Elephants are the only animals that can't jump. Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older. It's possible to lead a cow upstairs ... but not downstairs. Women blink nearly twice as much as men. It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow. The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building. A snail can sleep for three years.. No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH." Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches. Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing. SCARY!!! The electric chair was invented by a dentist. ------>No suprises here! All polar bears are left-handed. In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes.An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain . An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard. "Go," is the shortest complete sentence in the English language. If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match. Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day Almost everyone who reads this email will try to lick their elbow.
1. How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it. 2.. Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. 3. How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me." 4. If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog of course. He'll shut up once you let him in. 5. All wives are alike. They just have different faces so you can tell them apart. 6. I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months: I don't like to interrupt her. 7. What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence? Divorced. 8. Bigamy is having one wife too many. Many say monogamy is the same. 9. Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It is called Wedding Cake. 10. Marriage is a 3 ring circus: Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, Suffering. 11. Our last fight was my fault: My wife asked me "What's on the TV?" I said, "Dust!" 12. In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested. 13. Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two Mothers-in-law. 14. Young Son: "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?" Dad: That happens in every country, son. 15. A man inserted an advertisement in the classified: "Wife Wanted." The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
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