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Subject: Lessons of Management 1 to 3
Lessons of Management
Lesson Number  One: 

A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day.
 A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him,
 "Can I also sit like you and do  nothing all day long?" 
The crow answered: "Sure, why not."
 So,  the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow,
 and rested.  All of a  sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the
 rabbit and ate it.
 Management  Learning:
 To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting
 very,  very high up.
 Lesson   Number Two:
 A turkey was chatting with a bull.
 "I would love to be able   to get to the top of that
 tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got  the energy."
 "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my
 droppings?"  replied the bull.
  "They're packed with nutrients." The turkey  pecked
 at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave
 him enough  strength to reach the first branch of the tree. 
The next day, after  eating some more dung, he
 reached the second branch.
Finally after a fourth  night, there he was proudly
perched at the top of the tree.
Soon  he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot
the turkey out of the  tree. Management Learning:
Bullshit might get you to the top,  but it won't
keep you there.
Lesson   Number Three:
A little bird was flying south for the winter.
It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field.
While it  was lying there, a cow came by and dropped
some dung on it.  As  the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow
dung, it began to realize  how warm it was.
The dung was actually thawing him out!
He lay  there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. 
A passing cat  heard the bird singing and came to investigate. 
Following the sound, the cat  discovered the bird
under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him!
Management Learning:
Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy.
Not everyone who gets you out of shit is  your friend.
  3) And when you're in deep shit, keep your mouth shut!
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